Gloaming of the Mind

Ltd. DAN up on a billboard, looking all sharp, selling me a high-end time piece? I liked him better with his long hippie hair, hitting on a ...

I was just reading this thing about the Golden Compass and the thing mentions " have your cake and eat it too ". I have never un...

Right now I feel like a very small Galilei who apparently told the inquisition "...und sie bewegt sich doch!" (Stamos, this quote ...

I am astounded. Labeling me flabbergasted would be an understatement. To tell me that I am phlegmatic in the face of this would be like call...

who wants to go to China to check out this pandashow ?

Most of you who know me are probably tired of listening to me ranting about 7 years this and Armageddon that. I don't do it to make you ...

You may believe that the sun rotates around the earth. You may believe in a phallic symbol of your ultimate release from the human body’s sh...

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 01, 2003 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy...

For all you people who just work way too hard and always wanted to massage each other's feet with purpose! Please click on the image for...

Recently I came across a truly disgusting piece of news . Apparently, Chiquita, of the famed yellow fruit, has been paying a ton of money to...

Winston Churchill, he of the immortal blood and tears speeches, left behind a legacy of wonderful quotes, one of them about Democracy being ...

If you know what this is, I will give you a cookie!

I do not actually know how I ended up on this site , but bless your lord that I did. Hours of boredom at work are to be relieved through his...

In light of my soon to be analyzed DNA sample, I thought it would behoove me to examine what the world, and specifically the USA thinks of...

No matter where you sit on the spectrum, you have to appreciate a good Orator. I do, so have a look at the JJ Dinner , if you haven't ...

Much has been made of the current fad for organic food. It is good for you, it is healthier for you, and it does not carry any genes or pest...

This picture is from a road trip I went on with my friend Yukio in Baja. Just to be clear: I did not take this picture. Yukio did not photos...

I watched an interesting forum Friday night on TV. The economic advisors (possible future Treas Secs, please keep that I mind) of five of th...

One thing that fascinates us Euro Trash about the land on the other side of the great pond is its inhabitant's eternal optimism. Always ...