October 3, 2008

faux palin 3

You know how I asked you to beat the first funi faux palin video I sent out? And how many opportunities have there been since then? I know, you can't count them either. But none of them get remotely close to this one. This is the funniest thing I have seen since Georgieboy said he wanted to help Americans put food on their families. If you just cant stand her, go start at minute 1:18.



Just a reminder:
American population: 3% of world population
American energy consumption: 25% of world consumption

Chinese car mileage: 43 mpg
USA car mileage: As of 2004 27.5 mpg, new rules enacted in 2007 say that by 2025!!! cars need to be at 35 mpg.

Again: China 43 mpg : USA 27.5 mpg.

Funniest thing is Palin's Joe Sixpack (debate) sits at home goes "Yeah man, screw them polluuutin Chinks, and them Arabs too, driving them nice cars while I pay 4 bucks at the pump."

13 comments:

  1. Yeah, that`s cool to hear from a politician what is false and what is true???
    Damn bitch tells me about the enormous efforts the US undertakes to save the world from climate change, it reminds me of the Austrian guy Strache. They play in the same league of reality.

    Regards,

    Dr. ÜB

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  2. night watch is more real than the reality for our sweet wortverdrehers no matter which country they might reside in. cant expect them to speak any language or dialect a normal person would understand.

    dr üb.... lololol

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  3. Dudes, I don't get it. She's a border-line global warming denier and she's a bad debator and she has less amo to start with because her party f-----ed up so bad. Why pretend you're dying laughing because she gave a vague, unsubstantiated, and incorrect answer? All you have to do is not vote for her ticket. Or at least don't tell me to watch a 5min video that I'll get a kick out of, when it's just someone losing a boring debate (but looking OK while doing so).
    Peter, I'll give you a hint as to who I am. I've critized your work before, then told you about it.

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  4. While I'm at it, I'll add a little more ... Why the whole "faux palin" in the first place? Do you really have yourselves convinced that it's for any reason other than that she's on a ticket that opposes the ticket you're voting for. JB didn't act stupid when they asked him why he swore off the VP spot a few months ago and is now running for VP. He just entirely ignored the question, so I guess there's no video to show of that. And what about the question that was never asked, why did he vote for the war? Did Mind Gloam forgive that vote as soon as BHO picked him as a running mate. Why?
    Maybe you'd be surprised that I'm probably going to vote for BHO & JB, but I have expectations of them precisely for that reason. I don't like that JB voted for the war and I don't like BHO nodding in agreement with Reverend Wrong. They'd better not make one more mistake because my vote is not a gimme, is yours (or would it be if you were a US citizen)?

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  5. Oh, grand anonymous poster. Please grant me one more of your comments before you force me to guess your exhalted identity... than again, go fuck yourself and stop polluting my blog with your drivel. Give me a real argument, and not some crap you scraped of a republican conspiracy theory website because you were to lazy to use your brain.

    At my stage of writing skill and readership one is happy for any comment, acknowledgement or critizism. Excepted from that is having to deal with idiocy. If you are too stupid to understand why Palin is funny at 1:18 minutes in this video, I can not help you. If you need some dumb acronym laden weird-ass, ass-backward argument to convince yourself to vote democratic after this country has been ridden into the ground by the republicans during the last 8 years I can not help you either.

    However, you are not stupid, you just need to find a way to justify to yourself that your political stance is wrong and based on vilifying a forty year old movement that would have taken your beloved firestick away from you.

    You can take your vote and stick it where the sun dont shine. In fact, you should move to that land (http://mindgloaming.blogspot.com/2008/10/problem-solved.html) that we, the normal people will buy for you with donations from all citizens of this globe. We have been funding your dumb asses long enough.

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  6. Just to clarify, I am anonymous post #1!!! I am NOT the rest however, although I am enjoying the show. Anonymous poster #2 , you surely must find the humor in this pick as Peter’s video of the day? Certainly a vice presidential candidate should be subject to open ridicule for their apparent lack of command of the English language. The world as a whole is listening intently as this may very well be one half of a presidency that is poised to revive the US out of the economic shit storm that we are in due to those candidates respective party (guilty by association, and by lack of knowledge). Now for Palin to have done so poorly in both opportunities (Katie Couric and Charlie Gibson) that she was provided to demonstrate she was both a qualified and reasonably intelligent candidate have failed in the most comedic means possible… we of course need to laugh at her expense. Its America, it’s what WE do. I am sad that a country with so many bright minds needs to choose a backwoods Alaskan mayor turn governor with less than a few years experience as the future VP that will bring this country (and proclaim me ethnocentric if you are so inclined) the world out of the current crisis that concerns us all just because she is charming and has a (what people call) a pretty face. Besides, its Peter’s blog, we should all take his narrow minded Austrian ass at face value- to be an example of humor for the Germanic world!!!

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  7. Just to clarify, I am anonymous post #1!!! I am NOT the rest, although I am enjoying the show. Anonymous poster #2 , you surely must find the humor in this pick as Peter’s video of the day? Certainly a vice presidential candidate should be subject to open ridicule for their apparent lack of command of the English language. The world as a whole is listening intently as this may very well be one half of a presidency that is poised to revive the US out of the economic shit storm that we are in due to those candidates respective party (guilty by association, and by lack of knowledge). Now for Palin to have done so poorly in both opportunities (Katie Couric and Charlie Gibson) that she was provided to demonstrate she was both a qualified and reasonably intelligent candidate have failed in the most comedic means possible… we of course need to laugh at her expense. This is America, it’s what WE do. I am sad that a country with so many bright minds needs to choose a backwoods Alaskan mayor turn governor with less than a few years experience as the future VP that will bring this country (and proclaim me ethnocentric if you are so inclined) the world out of the current crisis that concerns us all just because she is charming and has a (what people call) a pretty face. Besides, its Peter’s blog, we should all take his narrow minded Austrian ass at face value- to be an example of humor for the Germanic world!!!

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  8. heh, i knew that was you on the first one :)

    and I knew that wasnt you on the second two.

    i think palin purposely lowballed in the predebate interviews, she was acting. lowering expectations. frightning isnt it?

    narrow germanic sense of humor?!?! me, i dont get it LOL we all know that its the germans who dont have a sense of humor, while we austrians are filled to the brim with it.

    btw... not just guilt by association in regards to the economic shit storm you mention. McCain loves to deregulate and his been riding that fucking pony since day one, and guess who pays for that with their bribes, oops i mean donations to his campaigns. it aint the unions i can tell you that.

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  9. I'm the anonymous poster who you insulted in your last comment here. Heretofore I'll call myself, "Helmut" (until you guess who I am).
    In the interest of the greater good I'll forego any retribution for the insults. Let me ask this. Are you discouraging debate? Are folks instructed not to blog here unless to agree with you? That's up to you. I didn't use acronyms, "OHB" and "JB" are the initials of the demo party's candidates. Next question, do you vote for parties as opposed to candidates? No kidding, is JB voting for the Iraq war OK with you because he's a demo? Can the demos count on your vote no matter what?
    Now let me respond directly to a few things. What 40-year-old movement are you talking about? I didn't vote for Bush 8-years ago or ever or ever would, but as I implied I still seriously consider all candidates in each election. I have no idea what conspiracy theory you can be referring to. I remember "firestick" being a metaphor for something somewhere, but I can't remember more about it, so I don't get it.

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  10. I'm the anonymous blogger who you insulted before. Heretoforth I'll call myself the "Helumt" until you guess who I am. Forget retribution for your insults for now.
    Are you discouraging debate? Seriously do you not want any posts except to agree with you? That's up to you.
    Now let me respond directly to a few things. I didn't use acronyms, "BHO" and "JB" are the initials of the demo party candidates. What conspiracy theory can you be talking about? I remember "firestick" being a metaphor for something but I don't remember what so that went over my head. What 40-year-old movement can you be referring to?
    Do you vote for the party as opposed to the candidate? No kidding, is it OK with you that JB voted for the Iraq war because he's a demo? I never voted for Bush, and never would, but I still seriously consider each candidate in each election. Is it correct that you do not? Can the demos count on your vote every time? I'll have another look at 1:18 mark in the video, but I'll have to warn you, I find that video boring and still suspect you're pretending to die laughing.
    And please don't ignore my question about your opinion of JB voting for the Iraq war.

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  11. OK, I am sorry I insulted you. I was and am still annoyed that you think for some reason you should be playing guessing games in regards to your identity. I really dont like loosing it on my own blog, and yes I do like to discuss.

    However, I do think that Palin's comment about how the rest of the world needs to get their act together when it comes to Global Warming, and not just to let the USA do all the heavy lifting is incredibly wrong on so many levels that I humbly thought it to be funny. As I said, if you dont get this, I can and will not help you. Go read some books.

    Yes, the dems can count on my vote, unless Ralph Nader is running. Because I do think that Ralph Nader is the only one not in the pockets of one or another donor. Generally I like the Dem's donors better. I like Unions and I dislike large corporations.

    What else do you ask of me? Right, Bidens Iraq vote. While I am not happy about it, I do think that there arent many who actually voted against the war. Which makes inexperienced Obama's vote all the more impressive. I rather think the actual future president's opinion more important. Palin just stands out because she is funny when she says she has foreign policy experience and tells the rest of the world (all those who punks signed Kyoto) to get with it on GC.

    The firestick is what Native Americans called a gun. The 40 old movements is the flower generation who said make love not war. I possibly mistook you for another funny guy who tried to post anonymously because he lacked cojones or was looking for some sort of gimmick to be interesting.

    Good luck with considering all the canditates in this election. I applaud your stamina. I for my self am content to deliver a bill, as it where, to the republicans for fucking up my, for the time being, country of choice. And no, I can not vote, which is the reason why I try to express my opinion this way.

    For future reference: Unless your name is in your comment, it will not be posted. Helmut, as fucking funny as it is, does not count.

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